Friday, February 4, 2011

BUNS OF STEEL ~ By Absolutely*Kate . . . #flash'fiction


~ BUNS OF STEEL ~
By ~ Absolutely*Kate
 

Naked men! Wooohoooo! Daddy didn't tell me it would be like this. I mean, I know the ground shakes and good play calls cause trembles and quakes, but I wasn't quite prepared for the Big Show, several days before the Curtain was set to rise again. Now this is something. Follow me in, will you? Watch where you walk, who you may bump into. It could get slippery. The greater the sheen when glory colours a power scene.

JUST THE RIGHT TOUCH
Power? Yes indeed. Raw, tough, glistening sweat like dripping diamonds elucidates the meander midst men more mesmerizing than mere mortals. Come, follow me. It'll be fun. I promise. Aren't they big? No, aren't they huge? Oh yes, size matters. So does force and finesse and this array of gallant undress. Naked heroes. The stuff magnificent dreams are made for.
 
NOTHIN' LIKE AN OPEN DOOR POLICY
They came a long way to get here. Wasn't always easy. Out and out challenging most of the time. The press dogged them and as they refined, they got fined. A lot. Too much, but that happens when you're in scapegoat heat. Always has, always will. But look at them ~ Aren't they splendid, these men of steel? They're in top form, at the top of their game, and huddle highest as the top o'the heap. They're simply super, aren't they? You reckon how many play patterns gain yardage with these kind of buffed forward passes? No clipping calls, no flags on the play. First and ten, do it again. Oooh, do it again! All red-zone baby!

Come on, let's go smile 57 different ways at Hines. He's delicious. Wanta get tangled up in Polamalu's tresses? They're insured, you know. Value always is. Whew, all this pressing the flesh just to get our story out this week is making me a little hot and thirsty. Why, I'd give the jersey of gold and black off my back for a Coke.


"Wow! Thanks Mean Joe."



BEST COMMERCIAL MESSAGE OF ALL TIME, RIGHT?

GO AHEAD. YOU KNOW YOU WANTA WATCH IT, AGAIN.
 

THIS HAS BEEN THE NAKED TRUTH,
REPORTING LIVE FROM
THE CONFLUENCE OF THREE RIVERS,
IN PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA ...

WHERE THE SPIRITS RUN HIGH
AND THE PASS RUSH DOESN'T GET BY.

"HERE WE GO STEELERS, 
HERE WE GO!"


(c) SuperBowl Weekend, 2011 ~ By Absolutely Steeler*Kate
Dedi'kated to the best Steeler fan of all worlds, Paul Pilarcik,
who's probably shaking his loveable head in heaven
that she told a sports story, sexy.



Sometimes

  you gotta cover

  all the angles

  to get into

 the end zone

Dear Dad,
I think you're the Best too.

Thanks for teaching me about football and the Steelers and Life and that the people who matter are our greatest riches in the world. They are.

Love,  
~ your kid Kate,
PAUL PILARCIK ~ OUT-STANDING IN HIS FIELD


proud to wave my
Terrible
Towel
this
Super
Sunday

 

Images: SteelBuns by Bootsie5000
Touch by CharlesFred, LockerRoom by PaintMonkey 
6 by Pit6Rings, ClassicHelmet by AndeeMcee
   

13 comments:

Harry said...

Go Steelers! Keep your uniforms on and put a hairnet on Polamalu at the victory banquet!

seana said...

Nice way to pay tribute, A*Kate! Kate.

theothersideofdeanna said...

Oh Lord Kate, now how am I going to watch the game Sunday without thinking of those buns of steel? :)

Fantastic tribute! My hubby is a BIG Steelers fan. Here's waving my terrible towel at you!

GO STEELERS!

Kevin Michaels said...

Nice tribute to your Dad, Kate (even though I wasn't quite ready for the graphic images of a man's ass while sipping my morning coffee.......some images are better left in county lock-up).
K

Sean Patrick Reardon said...

I hope the Steelers whoop ass! Thankfully no one sneak attacked me in my cube at work when "that" picture poplulated, would have had some explaining to do ;)

Great tribute to your Dad!

Eric J. Krause said...

Excellent story. Good luck to your team on Sunday!

ABSOLUTELY*KATE said...

Left tickets @ the 50 for all you SUPER great guys. What Dad taught by example sure is right ~ it's the great people in your life that make up your riches and enrichments. You all are.

SO laughing at Kevin's mind goin' to county lockup again -- Freud may have an ass-tro turf day with that one, my friend!

SO laughing at some exec type checking reports or some such over Sean Patrick's shoulder and seeing his latest ah - "literay" read. (still snickering)

SO likin' Deanna's hubby and sharin' the terrible towel wave, thinkin' his special lady may be heated up for gettin' lucky at halftime ... maybe even timeouts?

Thanks Har, Seana, Eric -- It's been a damn good NFL year to prognosti'kate pigskin pickems with many of you and to find the writing prowess of all of you -- all the time.

GO STEELERS!
YAY PAUL!

Madam Z said...

I always say that the only thing I like about football is the tight pants the players wear. Now, thanks to you, Kate, it'll be even more fun picturing the players without ANY pants! Kate, you are a "STEELER PEELER!"

Jodi MacArthur said...

men and their balls *sighs and shakes head*. I can see pretty cardinals out my window though.

Sugar said...

I dew declayah I'm about to swoon with all that sweaty maleness swirlin' around in mah brain.

Carrie said...

Now that was COOOOOOOOOOL Kate. Nice ass! ets. I mean. >.>

Ol' dad is smiling on you hon. You done good kid. ;)

Love ya.

Matthew S. Magda said...

Paul would be over joyed and proud with this clever and loving tribute. The Steelers show the way to be whether you win or lose. Buns of steel are always best in the end zone and that's where they will be this Super Sunday.
Kate you scored a touchdown and got the two extra points. You are the Winnah!

Jeanette Cheezum said...

This is an amazing show you've produced for us. Wit and prose takes second place to none. I know Paul woulld be proud and Frances will get better soon.

Oh go ahead . . . Share some popcorn on this one . . .