BUNS OF STEEL ~ By Absolutely*Kate . . . #flash'fiction

~ BUNS OF STEEL ~

By ~ Absolutely*Kate

 

Naked men! Wooohoooo! Daddy didn't tell me it would be like this. I mean, I know the ground shakes and good play calls cause trembles and quakes, but I wasn't quite prepared for the Big Show, several days before the Curtain was set to rise again. Now this is something. Follow me in, will you? Watch where you walk, who you may bump into. It could get slippery. The greater the sheen when glory colours a power scene.

JUST THE RIGHT TOUCH

Power? Yes indeed. Raw, tough, glistening sweat like dripping diamonds elucidates the meander midst men more mesmerizing than mere mortals. Come, follow me. It'll be fun. I promise. Aren't they big? No, aren't they huge? Oh yes, size matters. So does force and finesse and this array of gallant undress. Naked heroes. The stuff magnificent dreams are made for.
 

NOTHIN' LIKE AN OPEN DOOR POLICY

They came a long way to get here. Wasn't always easy. Out and out challenging most of the time. The press dogged them and as they refined, they got fined. A lot. Too much, but that happens when you're in scapegoat heat. Always has, always will. But look at them ~ Aren't they splendid, these men of steel? They're in top form, at the top of their game, and huddle highest as the top o'the heap. They're simply super, aren't they? You reckon how many play patterns gain yardage with these kind of buffed forward passes? No clipping calls, no flags on the play. First and ten, do it again. Oooh, do it again! All red-zone baby!

Come on, let's go smile 57 different ways at Hines. He's delicious. Wanta get tangled up in Polamalu's tresses? They're insured, you know. Value always is. Whew, all this pressing the flesh just to get our story out this week is making me a little hot and thirsty. Why, I'd give the jersey of gold and black off my back for a Coke.

"Wow! Thanks Mean Joe."

BEST COMMERCIAL MESSAGE OF ALL TIME, RIGHT?

GO AHEAD. YOU KNOW YOU WANTA WATCH IT, AGAIN.

 

THIS HAS BEEN THE NAKED TRUTH,
REPORTING LIVE FROM
THE CONFLUENCE OF THREE RIVERS,
IN PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA ...

WHERE THE SPIRITS RUN HIGH
AND THE PASS RUSH DOESN'T GET BY.

"HERE WE GO STEELERS, 

HERE WE GO!"

(c) SuperBowl Weekend, 2011 ~ By Absolutely Steeler*Kate

Dedi'kated to the best Steeler fan of all worlds, Paul Pilarcik,

who's probably shaking his loveable head in heaven

that she told a sports story, sexy.

Sometimes

  you gotta cover

  all the angles

  to get into

 the end zone

Dear Dad,

I think you're the Best too.

Thanks for teaching me about football and the Steelers and Life and that the people who matter are our greatest riches in the world. They are.

Love,  

~ your kid Kate,

PAUL PILARCIK ~ OUT-STANDING IN HIS FIELD

proud to wave my

Terrible

Towel

this

Super

Sunday

 

Images: SteelBuns by Bootsie5000

Touch by CharlesFred, LockerRoom by PaintMonkey 

6 by Pit6Rings, ClassicHelmet by AndeeMcee