Wednesday, December 21, 2011

ONCE UPON . . . GRIMM TALES for CHRISTMAS ~ AT THE BIJOU

We share NOIR NOEL
AT THE BIJOU
with this stunning discovery
in Santa's burgeoning book sack ~
( Then stay tuned,
JINGLENELLE
and IAN AYRIS 
 ring back to back ! ) 


Once upon
a fairytale time,
page to page
turned tales to
tantalized crime:

N O W    A V A I L A B L E !

WHAT to your wondering eyes
should appear?


But quick as a flash,
 the dash of Editor John Kenyon,
grifting so clear:


"On Abbot (prolific Patti)
~ JOSEPH AND JASMINE ~
On Absolutely (kool Kate)
~ YOU DIRTY RATS ~
{ Yippee ~ that's Me!  Do enjoy. }
On Bates (nimble Jack)
~ THE FLYING TRUNK ~
On Beetner (ergo Eric)
~ COAL BLACK ~
On Bird (noirtorious Nigel)
~ SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE ~
On Eaton (lurid Loren)
~ KING FLOUNDER: A MONOLOGUE ~
On George (kurious Kaye)
~ HENRY, GINA, AND THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE ~
On Gilliand (true Blu)
~ HAN AND GRETA ~
On Graham (sensating Seana)
~ GATO ~
On Gumeny (enigmatic Eirik)
~ MARY ~
On  Kelstrom  (roarin'RL)
~ CANDY HOUSE ~ 
On  Kenyon himself (jivin' John)
~ THE MASTER CAT ~
{ How fitting be that? }
On Lawson  (bold BV)
~ THE BACON BLUES ~
On Lewis  (erstwhile Evan)
~ SKYLER HOBBS AND THE MAGIC SOLUTION ~
On Nagel (brilliant B)
~ INTERVIEW WITH THE PRAM DRIVER ~
On Reardon (steamy Sean Patrick)
~ DIVIDED WE STAND  ~
On Seamons (stunning Sandra)
~ TAKING BACK ~ "

So fly away, buy away,
sigh away all!

Add ~
  
to your e-reader's
beckon-call!

Brought to you this holiday season by
UNTREED READS
for sale and stocking stuffer needs

PLUS a DISCOUNT NOIR
                 nifty deal of appeal



                         { J U S T ~ C L I C K ~ H E R E }

and colour Santa *happy*.

SIT DOWN SCHWEETHEART ~ 
HERE'S LOOKIN' at  DECEMBER decking NOIR NOEL ~ AT THE BIJOU

   LINK delicious INFLUENCES of ~

   LINKS TO OUR NOIR SO FAR ~
  
  




and  Zelda Martin . . . so far . . . . 


   NOIRTORIOUS COMING ATTRACTIONS ~ 
               Every-other-day cold crimes . . . decking NOIR NOEL during December & beyond

Ian Ayris ... Paul Brazill ... Kevin J Mackey ... 

Steven Miscandlon  ...  BR Stateham ... 

Luca Veste, on the record 'bout OFF THE RECORD

Sal Buttaci ... Julian Bramwell Slater ...  

Helen Howell ...  Christina Vincent ... Charlie Wade ... 

Darren Sant ... Aidan Fritz ... Lily Childs ...  

Vic Watson ... Fiona Johnson ... Jack Bates ...

editor John Kenyon's reveal 
hosting  GRIMM TALEScrime-writers obvious squeal

Thomas Pluck and the Lost Children benefit show

New Year challenge, new NOIR PublisherBLASTED HEATH

Rex Pickett picks a surprise ... 

plus . . . return of our pally, the great Randisi ... 


AT THE BIJOU'S Harry B Sanderford ... Matthew Magda ...  

plus return pizazz by our masters of the ceremonious ~ 
Kevin MadDog Michaels and Absolutely*Kate ... 

Why ~ Who knows who's getting into the act? . . . 
RAYMOND CHANDLER may be channeled! 

  

ABSOLUTELY*KATE, BOGEY & PALLY PRODUCTIONS
DECEMBER decks NOIR NOEL AT THE BIJOU 

6 comments:

nigel p bird said...

Noirtorious. I like that. Many thanks.

The collection looks fantastic - I just bought mine. I know I could have got an author copy, but patience isn't my strong point.

What a great effort by John and Jay.

Imagine a Ken Bruen foreward.

If I had room on the Xmas tree, this would be top.

xxxxx

Jeanette Cheezum said...

Very impressive list of top notch writers.



Jeanette Cheezum

Loren Eaton said...

Wow, that's the first time anyone has called me "lurid"! I'll take it as a compliment.

If anyone is interested in reading a little more about "King Flounder" (my contribution to Grimm Tales), you can find more info here.

Merry Christmas, one and all!

ABSOLUTELY*KATE said...

... Santa, I've been very good this year, but this Grimm Tales book rocks so bad hard it's a crime! A clever crime.

Noirtorious and Lurid indeed are sensations branded by authors NIGEL BIRD and LOREN EATON's stunning reads. SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE and KING FLOUNDER: A MONOLOGUE each shine alone as an unforgettable gem. And then comes along 15 storied-treasures more, like a heist with a fassssst getaway car, pedal to da floor!

Prouder than Santa crossin' off his list, am I to be flinging my YOU DIRTY RATS with these top crime-writing slingers' gist.

There's a grin in it a minute! Thanks editor John Kenyon. Thanks Untreed Reads. Thanks Santa ~ Now dash away, dash away, dash away all. Hook GRIMM TALES up to your e-reader's beckon-call!

~ Absolutely*Kate,
AT THE BIJOU and beyond

~ Believing in Believers
and the quantum-cool of great authors on a spree

ABSOLUTELY*KATE said...

Speakin' of agreein' with your apt assessment of 'top notch writers',Lady J . . . There are JEANETTE CHEEZUM tough thrillers and tendered tales all across our center stage, AT THE BIJOU. Just type in her name under Ms Lauren Bacall's lookout watch, and the treasured joys you find shall entertain you for hours.

Best pour wine first -- Jeanette's prime vintage, lingering way past first sips.

~ Absolutely*Kate,
and our ritzy staff
AT THE BIJOU

seana said...

This is such a fun blog, and it is so great to be celebrating the holidays with this classy (if somewhat lurid and notorious) crowd.

I guess I'm cheap, because I just emailed Jay for a copy and he sent a PDF to me right away.

A toast to all of you!

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