ONCE UPON . . . GRIMM TALES for CHRISTMAS ~ AT THE BIJOU

We share NOIR NOEL

AT THE BIJOU

with this stunning discovery

in Santa's burgeoning book sack ~

( Then stay tuned,

JINGLENELLE

and IAN AYRIS 

 ring back to back ! ) 

Once upon

a fairytale time,

page to page

turned tales to

tantalized crime:

N O W    A V A I L A B L E !

WHAT to your wondering eyes

should appear?

But quick as a flash,

 the dash of Editor John Kenyon,

grifting so clear:

"On Abbot (prolific Patti)

~ JOSEPH AND JASMINE ~

On Absolutely (kool Kate)

~ YOU DIRTY RATS ~
{ Yippee ~ that's Me!  Do enjoy. }

On Bates (nimble Jack)

~ THE FLYING TRUNK ~

On Beetner (ergo Eric)

~ COAL BLACK ~

On Bird (noirtorious Nigel)

~ SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE ~

On Eaton (lurid Loren)

~ KING FLOUNDER: A MONOLOGUE ~

On George (kurious Kaye)

~ HENRY, GINA, AND THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE ~

On Gilliand (true Blu)

~ HAN AND GRETA ~

On Graham (sensating Seana)

~ GATO ~

On Gumeny (enigmatic Eirik)

~ MARY ~

On  Kelstrom  (roarin'RL)

~ CANDY HOUSE ~ 

On  Kenyon himself (jivin' John)

~ THE MASTER CAT ~

{ How fitting be that? }

On Lawson  (bold BV)

~ THE BACON BLUES ~

On Lewis  (erstwhile Evan)

~ SKYLER HOBBS AND THE MAGIC SOLUTION ~

On Nagel (brilliant B)

~ INTERVIEW WITH THE PRAM DRIVER ~

On Reardon (steamy Sean Patrick)

~ DIVIDED WE STAND  ~

On Seamons (stunning Sandra)

~ TAKING BACK ~ "

So fly away, buy away,

sigh away all!

Add ~

  

to your e-reader's

beckon-call!

Brought to you this holiday season by

UNTREED READS

for sale and stocking stuffer needs

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                         { J U S T ~ C L I C K ~ H E R E }

and colour Santa *happy*.

 

HERE'S LOOKIN' at  DECEMBER decking NOIR NOEL ~ AT THE BIJOU

   LINK delicious INFLUENCES of ~

 OUR NOIR AUTHORS' "JUST DESSERTS" ~

   LINKS TO OUR NOIR SO FAR ~

  

Kevin Michaels ... Graham Smith ... Julie Morrigan 

  

Chris Rat-a-Tat Rhatigan ... Joe Grant ... AJ Hayes

 Absolutely*Kate co-noveling with AJ Hayes

Paul Bishop ... Anthony Venutolo ... Eric Beetner 

Matt Hilton . . .  Jeanette Cheezum ... Nigel Bird 

and  Zelda Martin . . . so far . . . . 

   NOIRTORIOUS COMING ATTRACTIONS ~ 

               Every-other-day cold crimes . . . decking NOIR NOEL during December & beyond

Ian Ayris ... Paul Brazill ... Kevin J Mackey ... 

Steven Miscandlon  ...  BR Stateham ... 

Luca Veste, on the record 'bout OFF THE RECORD

Sal Buttaci ... Julian Bramwell Slater ...  

Helen Howell ...  Christina Vincent ... Charlie Wade ... 

Darren Sant ... Aidan Fritz ... Lily Childs ...  

Vic Watson ... Fiona Johnson ... Jack Bates ...

editor John Kenyon's reveal 

hosting  GRIMM TALES' crime-writers obvious squeal

Thomas Pluck and the Lost Children benefit show

New Year challenge, new NOIR Publisher, BLASTED HEATH

Rex Pickett picks a surprise ... 

plus . . . return of our pally, the great Randisi ... 

AT THE BIJOU'S Harry B Sanderford ... Matthew Magda ...  

plus return pizazz by our masters of the ceremonious ~ 

Kevin MadDog Michaels and Absolutely*Kate ... 

Why ~ Who knows who's getting into the act? . . . 

RAYMOND CHANDLER may be channeled! 

  

ABSOLUTELY*KATE, BOGEY & PALLY PRODUCTIONS

DECEMBER decks NOIR NOEL AT THE BIJOU