Thursday, January 21, 2010

GOT NOIR? AT THE BIJOU DOES! NOIR*ARAMA crime, I tell ya . . . Double*Double*Feature Thursday!


NOIR?
So you wanna know some about NOIR?

Well, I've been around the block a few times and I can tell ya, AT THE BIJOU knows how to pull out all the punches . . . from debuting a cinematic Joisey kid who turns slick to smooth ... to the continental swing'king of how crime pays ... a dame whose name may come outta the dark to you ... and a fellow Jersey Boy who gives the streets of any city a feel of dirty down and gritty.


DAMES and DICKS
**AT THE BIJOU**
pulls out all the tricks!

Out of the shadows, 
your Absolutely*Kate kiddo 
raises the curtain on ~ 
 
NOIR*ARAMA! NOIR*ARAMA!
A DOUBLE*Double*Feature Fest
Reach, reach for your popcorn as me and Katie cue low-key lighting to bleak sleazy settings and stage up some corrupt hard-boiled cynical characters. Aw shoot, this is gonna be as fun as rapid-fire machine-gun repartee. And you know how you dig that scene.

~ Tell 'em BOGEY sent ya ~
** AT THE BIJOU **

As Chandler woulda side-mouthed about Hammet,  We're giving "murder back to the kind of people that commit it for reasons, not just to provide a corpse; and with the means at hand, not with hand-wrought duelling pistols, curare, and tropical fish."


Give it up with
a rat-a-tat-tat for ~
 
Anthony Venutolo
A N D 
Paul D. Brazill 
A N D
Absolutely*Kate
A N D
Kevin Michaels

Hang on a minute. 
Katie wants to do our joke-bit foist.
Let's go, Schweetheart:

BOGEY: "I've got five bucks that says you won't pull that trigger."
 
ABSOLUTELY*KATE: "Good. I need that dough to buy bullets." 

6 comments:

Harry said...

HAHAHA! Nice set up Bogey!

Paul D. Brazill said...

Play it Bogie!

Humphrey said...

You gents ain't seen nuttin' yet.

Carrie said...

Damn Kate, one helluva show you got here, I always crawl back for more! Fill 'er up please, I'm headed in for another round.

Jeanette Cheezum said...

Can you hear me laughing?

Absolutely*Kate said...

Aw shucks, you BIJOU regulars sure know how to keep a smile next to the song that runs in this dame's heart. I wonder though - is Jeanette laughing (I can hear you) at the Show on the big'screen ... or Carrie crawling through the popcorn spillage? One never knows ... AT THE BIJOU!

Thanks for the kernels, ladies, gents and HB.
~ Absolutely*Kate and the very fine staff of renown, AT THE BIJOU

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