Showing posts with label AT THE RACES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AT THE RACES. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

HOT RODS AND BOBBIE SOCKS ~ By Jeanette Cheezum of Harbinger*33

Hi Kate,
Here is a MayDay, MayDay offering for AT THE BIJOU.
I submitted this to The Verb and was a semi-finalist in their Dynamic Dialogue contest.
 - JC


Hot Rods and Bobbie Socks
~ By Jeanette Cheezum

“Morning, Jake, I got the new carburetor.”
“Ya gonna expect me to put it in that Chevy today?”
“That’s the idea.”
“Put twenty-five dollars on the counter and I’ll fit you in.”
“Don’t forget the race is this Saturday night at nine.”
“You picked the right time -- the coppers will be busy with the big game and the sock hop afterwards. You know . . . I got money on you.”
“Yeah, I just handed it to you.”
“Just make sure you win.”
“I have no intention of letting Bobby Daniels beat me. He’ll look stupid when I leave him in the dust.”
“Who’s waving the flag? Is it that pretty girl you brought in here last time? I sure did like them short-shorts. Her legs go all the way up to her — .”
“Don’t be talking like that about the girl I’m gonna marry someday.”
“Was you the first?”
“If I didn’t need you to work on my car, I’d knock you on your ass old man.”
“I know this . . . I ain’t stupid.”
“When you want me back here?”
“Tomorrow, so I won’t have to see your cocky ass around here for a while.”
“Later, Gator.”
######

“I thought you’d never get here. It’s late.
“I’m here now -- come on Baby -- sit over here close to me.”
“Just make sure that idiot, Bobby, hasn’t had anything to drink.”
“That shouldn’t be a problem, if he wants to win.”
“I got plans for you, if I win this race.”
“Oh . . . .”
“If I win this one it’ll pay for your engagement ring.”
“Who said I’d marry — you?”
“You will, you know I’m the man for you.”
“Are you gonna enroll at Old Dominion?”
“I reckon, if that’s what I gotta do.”
“Stop teasing me, you big oaf!”
“Ouuuueeeeeee Baby, do you see all those hot-rods?”
“Between their beauty and all the noise . . . how could I miss them?”
“Give me another kiss, Baby. Now you better get out there.”
“Good luck and remember don’t accelerate before I wave the flag.”
“Don’t worry — I’ll see ya at the finish line.”

######

“On your mark get ready, set, go --”
“Get on your own side of the road -- you stupid, son-of-a-bitch. Can’t you see her?”
“Get over --.”
“Oh, God, no —.”
“It’s too late, man!
“Get out of my way —.”
“You don’t need to see her -- like this . . . she is . . . Bobby ran over her.”
The End
        ( I'll say! )
(c) 2010 ~ Author Jeanette Cheezum 

  Oh! Oh that Jeanette! Who would've seen her finish line swerve out that way? "Hearty Congrats" Kate would have me absolutely say for this piece finishing up in such a Dynamic Dialogue way!


  ~ The Phantom
AT THE BIJOU
in the know


urging you all to
follow the races further
into our next great show!


Saturday, May 1, 2010

RUN FOR THE ROSES! ~ AT THE RACES ~ AT THE BIJOU!

RUN FOR THE ROSES!

It is one of the most iconic images in all of sports ~ No matter if you are from the well-heeled country club crowd or a shoddy-shod rowdy in the rough ~ EVERYONE HAS A HORSE ON DERBY DAY, 
first Saturday in May. 
It's a Tradition, I tell you.

America's twin-spired excitement at Churchill Downs has grown into a cultural phenomena . . . mirroring the frantic frenetic pace of the growth of America itself. By far the oldest historical sporting event our nation has known . . . the annual Kentucky Derby Day excitement has grown and grown.

Along with the loveliest of gracious ladies' hats, ROSES are all the fashion of the day . . . the question is WHICH of the 20 three-year olds will wear the gala garland home?

First Saturday in May, DerbyDay, isn't just about the quickest two minutes in sports ~ This is a day of FESTING!

JOIN US ... 
  as
AT THE RACES
  comes to off off track action AT THE BIJOU!

POST*TIME: 6:24 pm EST ~ NBC TV

You have $100 to wager
( imaginarily speaking )

BET IT WELL
AT THE RACES ~ AT THE BIJOU
Any configuration in WIN, PLACE or SHOW
or you can trifecta your perfecta ... it's up to You

Whomsoever can win the biggest treasure from their wagering accumen or Bennie Da Bookie's hot tips ... on a muddy track, mind you . . . shall WIN the GRAND*PRIZE ... AT THE RACES  ~  AT THE BIJOU!

~ THE FIELD OF 20 ~ 

#1 - Looking at Lucky
#2 - Icebox
#3 - Noble's Promise
#4 - Super Saver
#5 - Line of David
#6 - Stately Victor
#7 - American Lion
#8 - Dean's Kitten
#9 - Make Music For Me
#10 - Paddy O'Prado
#11 - Devil May Care
#12 - Conveyance
#13 - Jackson Bend
#14 - Mission Impazible
#15 - Discreetly Mine
#16 - Awesome Act
#17 - Dublin
#18 - Backtalk
#19 - Homeboykris
#20 - Sidney's Candy

~ LEAVE YOUR $100 (imaginary) BETS
IN THE COMMENTS OFF OFF OFF
TRACK WINDOW BELOW:
( Before PostTime - 6:24 pm EST ~ NBC TV )


psst:  NEED TIPS:  More on THE CONTENDERS right here. Get your KENTUCKY DERBY RACING FORM here.

GoodRacing and GoodLuck
BIJOU folks!

AT THE RACES ~ AT THE BIJOU is brought to you by
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HURRY! Place your $100 (imaginary) bet!