Showing posts with label Steven Miscandlon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steven Miscandlon. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

COVER UP ~ By Steven Miscandlon & 'THOU SHALT COMMIT ADULTERY' ~ By Julie Morrigan . . . Noirtoriously ~ AT THE BIJOU



C  O  V  E  R     U  P

By ~ Steven Miscandlon

AUTHOR ~ PHOTOGRAPHER ~ DESIGNER 


So here’s the deal. It’s the fourth month of Noir here in BIJOU-town, and our esteemed hostess asked me to write something about book covers, or presentation, or something. Now, I’m no expert, but how could I resist an open offer to spout my opinions to the world at large. It’s what the Internet’s for, right? 


THIS ABOUT COVERS IT 
~ Miscandlon Photography and Design
As for my credentials … I don’t claim to be a professional graphic artist or cover designer, but it is something I enjoy doing, and the importance of effective design is something that was battered into my fragile brain during my time at art school, half a lifetime ago. I have designed covers for my partner Julie Morrigan’s published ebooks — Gone Bad, Convictions, Heartbreaker and The Writing on the Wall, as well as her forthcoming novel Darke —and was delighted when Luca Veste recently gave me the opportunity to produce a cover for the recently published Off the Record short story collection. 


THE BIG COMBO ~ It's all about shadow and light.
What has all this got to do with noir? Perhaps nothing, perhaps everything. But at least something. Because the original forms of noir — by which I mean film noir of the 40s and 50s, and the hardboiled pulp fiction of broadly the same period — were as much about style as they were about substance. Take a look at a classic film noir like The Big Combo, and you’ll see that the interplay of light, shadow and smoke is as important a part of the whole as the killer dialogue.



And book covers? Well, the stark, bold title on Chandler’s first edition of The Big Sleep could teach a few of today’s cover designers a thing or two about how to grab a potential reader’s attention with a powerful but simple design. 

We’re told you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. However, you can certainly judge whether the publisher — or author — cares enough about the product to invest in a captivating cover design. Because people do judge books by their covers — it’s the first thing they see, and the thing they will base their first impression of your work upon. Anyone who walks into a book store does it. And that’s no different with ebooks. 

I’m lucky in that I’m a keen photographer. I had a few shots used in the recent noir-themed special of Doug Mathewson's Blink Ink magazine, and others published in some more outlandish places, from a French book on street performance and dance, to a UK parliamentary campaign group’s presentation on Scottish gang culture. Most of my book designs so far have been created using photographs that I’ve taken personally. 


Stock photography sites can also provide excellent cover images for your book. Pricing structures vary, but some sites offer free, fully licensed images at smaller sizes or resolutions (usually sufficient for ebook covers), with nominal charges usually in the order of just a few dollars for commercial use of larger images. 


Critically, this can help ensure your book cover doesn’t breach somebody else’s copyright. As an author, you wouldn't be happy if someone took your writing and used it without your permission, would you? Photographers and graphic artists have the same rights — always remember that just because an image is on the Internet doesn't necessarily mean it is public domain. Downloading an image and using it as an ebook cover constitutes commercial use, and could leave you open to legal action by the copyright owner. Most reputable publishers will credit the cover photographer or designer on the book’s title and copyright page. 


Creating an eye-catching book cover isn’t rocket science … but neither is it something you can just throw together in five minutes and hope to end up with a professional looking product. If you’re serious about publishing your book, don’t balk at the idea of hiring a professional designer — spending a few dollars or pounds to get a cover design that’s just right for your book, coupled with the right marketing approach, might very well bring you more readers in the long run. And that’s what it’s all about — creating that visual hook that will draw people to your book and to the important bit … those sexy, serpentine sentences that lurk beneath that classy cover.


© 2012 ~ Author/Designer ~ STEVEN MISCANDLON, 
 for impact of AT THE BIJOU authors




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‘Thou shalt commit adultery’ 
   
or 
‘But it’s onlyavery little mistake’ 


AT THE BIJOU's ~ JULIE MORRIGAN
                                            AUTHOR ~ EDITOR ~  NOIR STAR

Waxes Elloqwent ~


In 1631 a reprint of the King James Bible contained a very small error: the word ‘not’, was omitted from one of The Ten Commandments, resulting in it reading ‘Thou shalt commit adultery’. (Full story here for those who are interested) Crown and church were appalled, copies were recalled, and the printers were fined and had their license removed.
It’s now almost four hundred years since the then Archbishop of Canterbury said: ‘I knew the tyme when great care was had about printing …’ and yet in many ways it seems not much has changed.The technology is different, sure, but are our books now free from errors? Judging by the criticism frequently heaped upon small and self-publishers, it would seem not. I, and I’m sure some of you, have bought books/e-books recently and found them to be very poorly presented: badly formatted, full of spelling and grammatical errors, and including inconsistencies of style. I’ve even seen a couple with spelling errors on the cover. 


It should be our goal to put out work that is as near to perfect as we can make it,
but we must also be pragmatic and accept that the odd error might sneak into a published book. However, that’s all it should be: the odd error. And the shorter the piece of writing, the less excusable errors are.

In order to combat those problems, we need our work to be edited and proofread. Simply put, a proofreader will pick up errors in spelling and grammar, and an editor will nip, tuck and polish your writing until it is sleek and shining. 


We must be alert to words and phrases that sound like what we want to say. I’ve lost count of the times I’ve read ‘reign in’ for ‘rein in’, ‘your’ for ‘you’re’, ‘it’s’ for ‘its’, and ‘should of’ for ‘should have’. (And even, on one occasion, ‘as a pose’ instead of ‘as opposed’.) As writers, it’s our job to know the difference and to make sure we make the correct word choices. 


We also need to check for consistency. I recently read a story where a name was spelled differently on two lines, one after the other. Similarly, it matters less whether you use single or double quotation marks than that you use the same type throughout. 


Having someone check over your work for continuity can be invaluable. You don’t want someone to keep on smoking a cigarette they just stubbed out, to put their jacket on twice, or to take an active part in the story after you have killed them off. (I did this in the first draft of my novelette The Writing on the Wall, but thanks to careful editing it was caught long before publication.) 

You may think that if your work is being put out by a publisher, then they will absolve you of some of the responsibility and ensure that it iseditedandproofread, but that may not be the case.
Wherever possible, ask for a proof of the formatted book before it is published; that way you can catch any mistakes, whether missed prior to that point or introduced by the publisher.

I’m lucky in that I have an editor and proofreader to call on for all my writing. If I didn’t, I’d have to make other arrangements — perhaps by coming to an agreement with another writer whereby we proofread for each other. Because it’s essential to get another pair of eyes over a document, if only because it’s all too easy to be blind to our own mistakes.


Proofreading and editing is an essential part of the pre-publication process, not just something you do if you have time.
You work very hard to create your characters and their world, and to tell their story. You owe it to them — and to yourself — to make sure that when readers talk about your book afterwards, they are commenting on the realistic dialogue, razor-sharp prose and terrific characterisation, not complaining about avoidable errors.
© 2012 ~ Author/Editor ~ JULIE MORRIGAN, 
graciously for AT THE BIJOU authors

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"Wish Upon A Star"  ~ Julie Morrigan
"Hard Landing" ~ Steven Miscandlon



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This SUPER Weekend?

Why GRIDRON NOIR,
of course!

See ya on the bum's rush.
Blitz is on, but no clipping calls.

BIJOU DISCLAIMER:  Uh, Coach Cowher is no longer actually IN the action of the glory of the outcome story of the SuperBowl as we know it, but Steeler*Kate can't resist a good plug for the Steel Curtain rising once again ... well, maybe next NFL season.



SEE YOU ON THE '50
Come THIS WEEKEND and natch,
  
SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!


Images:  THE BIG COMBO ~ Movie scenes ala IMDB photo-files
Classic Cover Designs ~ Miscandlon of course
First Edition copy of THE BIG SLEEP that Absolutely*Kate really wished
 her hero Raymond Chandler had given her ~ in Amazon classic files
'Rocket Science' by  GeospacePlay
Multi SuperBowl winning Coach Bill Cowher ~ NFL and SteelerKate's shrine wall


  

ABSOLUTELY*KATE, BOGEY & PALLY PRODUCTIONS
THE SHADOWS OF OUR NOIR ~ AT THE BIJOU


Monday, January 2, 2012

New*Year NEW NOIR ~ AT THE BIJOU presents ~ HARD LANDING, a Steven Miscandlon Debut



H A R D   L A N D I N G

By ~ Steven Miscandlon 


I’ve always had a thing about stairs. Part fascination, part fear. I have recurring dreams about broken stairways, about running up stairs, about falling down stairs. So standing here, on the top floor landing of a ten storey apartment building, I guess I’m somewhere between heaven and hell.

I can look over the balustrade here and watch the rhythm — stairway, landing, stairway, landing, stairway — spiral down and down. Shoddy building maintenance means the lights on the bottom five floors are out. And that means when I look down, I see the stairs ultimately descend into darkness, into shadows.

The space in the middle of the building is a pit, an abyss, a well. Not the kind of well you draw water up from, but the kind you fall down into. The kind you might push someone into. Nietzsche said something about looking into the abyss, that it looks back at you. I disagree. I think it’s more likely that you’ll fall in. Or that someone will push you in.

I flick my cigarette over the side, watch the still glowing tip tumble down into the darkness. A wisp of smoke lingers in the air, like a bitter memory. Anyone watching that casual action would see a cool, calm demeanour. A stone cold killer, ice in his veins.But it’s not like that, not on the inside. Nerves of steel? Sure, but only if that steel is a badly tuned guitar string, plucked and still resonating its greasy, uneasy tone.

My nerves are shredded, my stomach in knots. Because the reality is, if you’ve just killed a man, that’s how you feel. It might not show on the surface, but underneath it churns. I can see the look on his face, still — not fear, not exactly. More … surprise. Yeah, that’s it. Surprise that I was pushing him over a tenth floor balustrade into the abyss. Like, despite the fact that I’d chased him up here, he still hadn’t known what was coming. Hadn’t expected me to knock away his hands as he’d grasped frantically at my lapels in a desperate attempt to cling onto dear life. Too late, buddy. Too late.

The situation was what it was, and I am what I am. So many things I could have been. A mob boss, a cop, a two-bit hood. Hell, some would even say I coulda been a contender. But of all those things, of all those cards that the trickster had laid out face down in front of me, I’d chosen… Well, that’s another story for another time. Whichever card I’d flipped over, it was always going to be the ace of spades.

Anyway, time to get out of here. Before the boys in blue arrive. Someone’s going to have one hell of a mess to clean up. I pull my collar up, strike and touch a match to a fresh smoke, and start down the stairs. Down into the darkness. Into the shadows.


©  DEBUT Author ~ STEVEN MISCANDLON

Cold crimes for  Jump-Jivin' January NOIR  AT THE BIJOU
PHOTOGRAPHIC CREDIT:   STEVEN MISCANDLON . . . naturally

"Get the audience at the edge of their seats"
~ ALFRED HITCHCOCK   pic ala Hitchcockmani


You know Steven, this Absolutely*Kate show-mistress mysteriously asked me to share your recent holiday secrets into what she alliterates as the bright, brave, brazen New Year. Do you think she rather finds us suitable mental companions? Is it our style? Our suspense? Our savoir faire? I hear folks mumble about her back stage. There's not much I miss, you know. She's keen to which angles best affect best effect. I believe I do understand that and her suitable segway. Good sir, you're no young pup when it comes to cameras and effecting all the right angles yourself . . .


Take these photos, this mastering angles of elements. They're yours, aren't they Steven? Our Ms Kate, with attention to detail shadowing her motives, is aware of their copywright sanctions. But Kate being Absolutely*Kate, couldn't resist letting your greater audience know your teeming talents. Why, I believe that minx has just made me accomplice to her revelation crime. Forgiveness is in your hands. She really is a good sort.


© STEVEN MISCANDLON PHOTOS MOST FAVORITED ON FLIKR,
once he hit over a quarter-of-a-million rave reviews.

DOESN'T TAKE A HITCHCOCK TO CLUE IN

THAT THIS GUY . . . HAS GOT IT.

THERE'S NO MISHANDLIN' MISCANDLON.


As author, photographer and book-cover designer
Steven is memorable past mood. He evokes.


~ Absolutely*Kate,
Believing in Believers,


Thanking
this multi-talented whirl of aesthetic distinction

for joining in the fray of

Our NOIRtorious Tales,

   AT THE BIJOU


But wait, urges Kate ~ In her copious files, she retains Santa notes from the recent Christmas holidays under Maybe Merry Miscandlon. A green post-it reads: "These are great! Will you use 'em in your interview, Alfred? Please?" 

Are you going to resist a 'Please' from Absolutely*Kate,
 Mr Hitchcock?

A.H.  That's not tonight's mystery killer, Mr Miscandlon. Speak forth your mind, still festively in holiday enlightenment, will you? 

From Absolutely*Kate's Insight-Interview Files:
  
#1 What's the best Christmas gift ever received? 


I guess I'll show my soft side here and say that the festive season is really about spending time with the people you care about. I don't think you can beat just chilling out with your partner or family or friends — best gift there is. Though having said that, last year my brothers gave me a Hapkido DVD signed by Carter Wong. Most people won't have a clue who that is, but trust me, he's fucking cool.


#2 The best you ever gave? 

S.M.  If the important thing is having time with the people you care about, then by extension the best gift I ever gave was the gift of my own fine company. Those lucky bastards.


#3 What / where / how does one gift Steven Miscandlon writings for greater holiday happiness in a world that needs it? 


S.M.  You'll be lucky. With the exception of my story 'Frigid Air' (which was featured at Thrillers Killers 'n' Chillers, and included as a bonus story in Julie Morrigan's 'The Writing on the Wall' horror collection) the bulk of my published writing pretty much dates back to pre-Internet days. So unless you manage to track down a 17-year-old copy of West Coast Magazine, or The Gothic Society Grimoire, or my short story anthology 'Forever Lost', then you'll just have to wait until I write some more stuff. Maybe this year.


#4 Single spotlight. Do your song and dance Bub. You're centerstage, AT THE BIJOU. You're looking right swanky. Katie's just introduced you, handed you the mike. Tell our red-velvet seated audience two things:



-- The one liner bio you wish them to remember about the author you see yourself being . . .


S.M.    I'm tempted to just quote from an old 'Forever Lost' review — 'Highly readable and no squirm factor' — can't think of a much better 6-word summary of what a writer sets out to achieve...


-- Something inside of you that you've never told a full-fledged audience of readers and fellow classy authors in a ritzy theatre where the single spot has you in a pool of light that just keeps glimmerin' . . . 


S.M.  Sorry, but the main thing inside of me is bitter, boiling rage at the state of the world. As a whole, we're a tragic, horrible failure of a species who value absolutely the wrong things in life, in people, in government, in business, in entertainment... And if you hand me a microphone and put me in a pool of light on stage I'm likely to just rant and rant and rant until you'll have to call security to have me forcibly removed. Merry Christmas, folks, a Happier New Year to us all.


#5 Will you bestow a holiday gift, a notice of a splendid piece of your writing to come*true for all now reading you, oh author whom AT THE BIJOU's lucky-as-loaded-dice crowd is to know? 


S.M.    My next piece of writing isn't written yet. If anyone has liked my stuff, then I give to you the gift of ... anticipation. Enjoy it while you can.

SIT DOWN SCHWEETHEART ~ Anticipation, huh Wiseguy?
 
Why, you ain't seen nuttin'
til you eyeballed how Katie
and da gang are pullin'
all the stoppers past nosey
coppers into a Jump-Jivin'January
of NOIRtorious Tales to behold:



   LINK delicious INFLUENCES of ~
                OUR NOIR AUTHORS' "JUST DESSERTS" ~

   LINKS TO OUR NOIR SO FAR ~
  
  





Ian Ayris . . . and Absolutely*Kate so far . . . . 


   NOIRTORIOUS COMING ATTRACTIONS ~ 
Every-other-day cold crimes . . . jump-jiving January's New*Year NEW NOIR


Paul Brazill ... Kevin J Mackey ... Leon Jackson Davenport

Helen Howell ...  BR Stateham ... 

Luca Veste, on the record 'bout OFF THE RECORD

Sal Buttaci ... Julian Bramwell Slater ...  

Christina Vincent ... Charlie Wade ... 

Darren Sant ... Aidan Fritz ... Lily Childs ...  

Vic Watson ... Fiona Johnson ... Jack Bates ...

Thomas Pluck and the Lost Children benefit show

New Year, new NOIR, Publisher BLASTED HEATH

editor John Kenyonpublisher of GRIFT magazine

with stories of GRIMM TALES' greats 

Rex Pickett picks a surprise ... 

plus . . . return of our pally, the great Randisi ... 

AT THE BIJOU'S Harry B Sanderford ... Matthew Magda ...  

plus intermittent intermission pizazz by masters of the ceremonious ~ 
Kevin MadDog Michaels and Absolutely*Kate ... 

Why ~ Who knows who's getting into the act? . . . 
RAYMOND CHANDLER may be channeled! 

  

ABSOLUTELY*KATE, BOGEY & PALLY PRODUCTIONS
Jump-Jivin' January's New Year, New NOIR  AT THE BIJOU