Showing posts with label Ben Roethlisberger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ben Roethlisberger. Show all posts

Thursday, November 25, 2010

DON'T BYPASS THE PIE PASS ~ A Delicious Double*Duo Serving


 Back again ~ ~ because the recipe was thaaaat good . . . 

It's so "last season" as NFL'memories go, but still mighty fine and delicious and someone left the cake out in the rain . . . so we punted . . . and went for the pie. My oh My, you gotta go for the pie . . . 

AUTUMN HAS FALLEN ~ Pic ala Kevin H

DON'T BYPASS THE PIE PASS

~ By Absolutely*Kate and Harry B Sanderford

deliciously tangoing with the tangle of long yarns


SUMPTUOUS SANDERFORD SENSATIONS
~ A double*feature duet,
at the pen and in the kitchen ~


Ray Charles was doing what Ray Charles does best in the background. 
Though Ben and Brett had Georgia on their mind with the way the Giants had plucked a few feathers out of the Falcon's strut, these brawny boys were more into staging the mess'around as they worked together in Ben's mom's kitchen back in Findlay, Ohio. Brett threw eggs with only a bare moment's notice of, "Go long, Ben -- go long." With a few yolks cracking up, the yucks kept coming, as recipe book after Ma Roethlisberger's recipe book was yanked down from the high shelf the boys had no trouble reaching. When Hit the Road Jack came on, Brett looked up at the winking Felix the Cat clock over the kitchen sink and shovel-passed the Domino's brown sugar bag hard, fast and down low with a swift muttered, "Here we go again."

"You don't know me", Ben sputtered over the oooomph to his gut, "if you thought that one would get by. Now come on, let's make this pecan pie."
 
Me come on? You don’t have to tell me Big, I’m the one who has to get to Detroit before kickoff.”, the horn-hat QB defended.   

“I can’t believe you are going to that game after the homecoming the cheeseheads gave you a couple of weeks ago. Besides, you know you aren’t going to find anything remotely resembling a home cooked Thanksgiving dinner in Motown.”
Brett, being the comeback king of not just QB historee, but lyric quips rile'valry, stirred nuts into the stickey goo, while informing Ben, "I have a way to survive - I'm taking one of these pies as my carry-on luggage.”  

“Brett your mama might make the best pecan pie way down the Mississippi but around here we like to run ‘em through the oven before they go down down down that road. So fill ‘er up, let’s roll...”, Ben sang as he spun around holding out two empty pie shells for Brett to ladle full with the lumpy brown goo. 
Brett scraped the bowl clean and popped the oven door open for Ben who, careful not to fumble, made the completion setting the first and then the second down with plenty of time left on the Felix The Cat clock. High fives were in order followed by the opening of beers.
Big Ben took a sip and asked his possible Super Bowl foe just why he was going to Detroit to watch his former team. The team whose fans had showed a short memory and such bad manners to him only weeks prior.
“Because I’ve been a fortunate man and I’m grateful,” he said without a hint of ire. Then that shit-eating Brett Favre grin overtook his face and he added, “You know John Madden won’t be there with his eight legged turkey this year. I figured those boys might just like some pie.” The two gridiron good guys clinked beers as Junior Brown hung it up sending them both into a kitchenwide air guitar frenzy.
'Bout this time, Mrs Roethlisberger stepped into the disarray display gaining yardage in her usually well kept kitchen, and fondly one'upped both grown boys as the radio flaired out some lyrically high quality Beatles, in fine GameDay finesse of her own. "All together now, you rockstars had best clean up your creation mess. Any time at all, it doesn't take a fool on a hill or in the stadium nosebleed seats to know receivers have to get back and let our fave Favre score. Sure Brett, you take an extra pie down that long and winding road. Just put the word out around both leagues, to burly, brusque, behemoth defenders, keep your hands off my baby!"
“You got it Mrs. R.” Brett winked and kissed her cheek before twirling her around the kitchen floor.

"Happy Thanksgiving!"

FROM ABSOLUTELY*KATE
AND PIE-MAKING HARRY B SANDERFORD
with the thankfulness of
double-featured writing companions
and always inspiration

THANKS BE TO YOU
  IN WARM JOYS
(and good messy kitchens)

WISDOM IS COOL ~ Pic ala Oskay
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. 
 
Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.


~ Erma Bombeck ... 
from Harry's refrigerator magnet collection
~ where truth is cool
 
 { click she and he when you're hankering to read more }
swinging noir and flashin' fiction
and recording inspiration when she bumps into it 

~ Harry B Sanderford surfs his own super outta site site,
is a headliner and a showstopper  AT THE BIJOU 
and sometimes a farmers' markets afficiando
( though why he needs to buy a farmer, I'll never know ) 
 

Saturday, February 6, 2010

SUPER BIJOU SUGAR BOWL SHACK ~ Now Open by Sweet Sugar ... for every delectable snack


Sugar is rooting for the Colts 'cause she loves the ponies. Three Fangers, her bookie, is advising her on the team roster, team playbook, and uniform choices so she can dress appropriately for the kick-off and  make the best decision at half-time...sometimes she switches teams.

Serving up sweet somethings in appropriate attire is what SugarMae is all about. So today Sugar is offering two sure-fire whistle wetters, one for each team and a whole bunch of salty treats to keep you tilting them back!

 Me? I'm Absolutely Steeler*Kate's best beau, Ben ... uh, not doin' too much around this SuperBowl, so I thought I'd give sweet sexy Sugar a little help out, around the back'bar for some pass'play action. Mmmm, mmm! Drink up Dames! Chow down Guys! The SUPER BIJOU SUGAR BOWL SHACK is mighty tasty! 

 New Orleans Saints Tequila Hurricane
Super Bowl XLIV sees the New Orleans Saints battle the Indianapolis Colts. Are you rooting for the Saints? Here’s a tequila cocktail that is based upon The Hurricane, the drink made famous by Pat O’Brien’s restaurant in the French Quarter.

I used PaQui Silvera to develop the recipe below, but if you want a bigger touchdown, try 100 proof Dulce Vida blanco.
1 oz silver tequila (blanco)
1/2 oz Jamaican dark rum
1/8 oz Bacardi 151 rum
1/2 oz grenadine syrup
 3 oz grapefruit juice
 3 oz pineapple juice

Combine all ingredients except Bacardi 151 rum into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice. Shake vigorously and strain into a highball or hurricane glass filled with ice. Float the Bacardi 151 rum on top by pouring it over an upside down bar spoon. 
Garnish with a lucky cherry!

  Who Dat Nut Mix
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
3/4 teaspoon chili powder
1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
1/2 teaspoon ground red pepper 
1 1/2 cups dry roasted peanuts
1 1/2 cups cashews or pecans
Combine first 5 ingredients in a large bowl, stirring well. Add peanuts and cashews, stirring well to coat. Spread mixture evenly in a 13" x 9" x 2" pan. Bake, uncovered, at 300° for 20 minutes, stirring after 10 minutes. Let cool completely. Store in an airtight container up to 2 weeks.

Mama Manning’s Maniac Munch
4 cups Wheat Chex cereal
2 cups Crispex cereal
3 cups bite-sized oyster crackers
1 cup pretzel twists
5 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon chili powder
1/4 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1-1/2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
1-1/2 teaspoons lemon juice
Preheat oven to 250°F. Melt butter in a 10” x 15” pan. Stir in spices, Worcestershire sauce and lemon juice. Add cereals, crackers and pretzels. Toss to coat evenly. Bake for 45 minutes; gently mix every 15 minutes. Spread on paper towels to cool.  Store in airtight container.
 
Sugar says: C'mere
and let me whisper
a sweet nuttin' 
in your ear, 
Mr. Manning.


SuperSouperDuper Bowl
Saints No Secret Dip

One 8 oz. package of cream cheese
One 12 oz. can of Hormel Chili without Beans
One cup of shredded sharp cheese
In a microwave safe bowl, spread cream cheese, pour chili over the cream cheese, sprinkle with sharp cheese. Microwave on high for 3-4 minutes until hot and bubbly. Serve with your favorite tortilla chips.

Indianapolis Colts
Lucky Apple Tequila
 
Super Bowl XLIV sees the Indianapolis Colts battle the New Orleans Saints. 
Rooting for the Colts? Here’s a “good luck” tequila cocktail that is inspired by the blue horseshoe logo that adorns the Colts helmets. (Apples are also a great treat for horses!)
I developed this drink using Antiguo tequila, which has a horseshoe on the label, for extra luck. (Antiguo is from Casa Herradura, and Herradura tequila also incorporates the horseshoe into its logo.)


             Lucky Apple
1 1/2 oz tequila reposado
1/4 oz blue curaçao
Sparkling apple juice
Club soda
                                                                                           
Peyton's*Popcorn*Passion
1 cup rice cereal squares
1 cup corn cereal squares
1 cup tiny pretzel twists
3 cups unsalted popcorn
1/3 cup butter, melted
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1 tablespoon Parmesan cheese
Mix cereals, pretzels and popcorn in large bowl. Combine melted butter, garlic and onion powder. Pour over cereal mixture and toss to coat. Add Parmesan cheese. Bake in 350° F oven for 7 to 10 minutes. Cool before serving. Store in sealed container.

 ~ SUGAR? We can say a whole wide whirled world about Sugar-Wendy, but kindly come back AT THE BIJOU on her sweet lovin' Valentine's Birthday and SEEEEEE how we truly celebrate sensations of the SUGAR'BOWL SHACK!

~ Off to get ready for GameDay snacks ... The SugarBowl Shack's sensations are Super BIJOU Bowl high scores to enjoy life all the more . . . with moxie. Sugar's over there noddin', feelin' up Ben's biceps. She's in agreedom.

~ Absolutely*Kate, Hero Harry, Super Ben
plus that roused'up game*day staff of renown,
AT THE BIJOU, asking ~

"ARE YOU DELICIOUSLY READY
FOR SOME FOOTBALL?" 

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Don't Bypass the Pie Pass

~ A double*feature duet,
at the pen and in the kitchen ~


Ray Charles was doing what Ray Charles does best in the background. Though Ben and Brett had Georgia on their mind with the way the Giants had plucked a few feathers out of the Falcon's strut, these brawny boys were more into staging the mess'around as they worked together in Ben's mom's kitchen back in Findlay, Ohio. Brett threw eggs with only a bare moment's notice of, "Go long, Ben -- go long." With just a few yolks cracking up, the yucks kept coming, as recipe book after Ma Roethlisberger's recipe book was yanked down from the high shelf the boys had no trouble reaching. When Hit the Road Jack came on, Brett looked up at the winking Felix the Cat clock over the kitchen sink and shovel-passed the Domino's brown sugar bag hard, fast and down low with a swift muttered, "Here we go again."

"You don't know me", Ben sputtered over the oooomph to his gut, "if you thought that one would get by. Now come on, let's make this pecan pie."

Me come on? You don’t have to tell me Big, I’m the one who has to get to Detroit before kickoff.”, the horn-hat QB defended.

“I can’t believe you are going to that game after the homecoming the cheeseheads gave you a couple of weeks ago. Besides, you know you aren’t going to find anything remotely resembling a home cooked Thanksgiving dinner in Motown.”

Brett, being the comeback king of not just QB-historee, but lyric-quips rile-valry, stirred nuts into the stickey goo, while informing Ben, "I have a way to survive - I'm taking one of these pies as my carry-on luggage.”


“Brett your mama might make the best pecan pie way down the Mississippi but around here we like to run ‘em through the oven before they go down down down that road. So fill ‘er up, let’s roll...”, Ben sang as he spun around holding out two empty pie shells for Brett to ladle full with the lumpy brown goo.


Brett scraped the bowl clean and popped the oven door open for Ben who, careful not to fumble, made the completion setting the first and then the second down with plenty of time left on the Felix The Cat Clock. High fives were in order followed by the opening of beers.

Big Ben took a sip and asked his possible Super Bowl foe just why he was going to Detroit to watch his former team. The team whose fans had showed a short memory and such bad manners to him only weeks prior.

“Because I’ve been a fortunate man and I’m grateful,” he said without a hint of ire. Then that shit-eating Brett Favre grin overtook his face and he added, “You know John Madden won’t be there with his eight legged turkey this year. I figured those boys might just like some pie.” The two grid-iron good guys clinked beers as Junior Brown hung it up sending them both into a kitchen-wide air guitar frenzy.

'Bout this time, Mrs Roethlisberger stepped into the disarray display gaining yardage in her usually well-kept kitchen, and fondly one'upped both grown boys as the radio flaired out some lyrically high quality Beatles, in fine game-day finesse of her own. "All together now, you rockstars had best clean up your creation mess. Any time at all, it doesn't take a fool on a hill or in the stadium nosebleed seats to know receivers have to get back and let our fave Favre score. Sure Brett, you take an extra pie down that long and winding road. Just put the word out around both leagues, to burly, brusque, behemoth defenders, keep your hands off my baby!"

“You got it Mrs. R.” Brett winked and kissed her cheek before twirling her around the kitchen floor.

"Happy Thanksgiving!"

FROM ABSOLUTELY*KATE

AND PIE-MAKING HARRY B SANDERFORD

with the thankfulness of

double-featured writing companions and inspiration


To all aboard the HARBINGER*33

plus the writer-colleagues we sail with and celebrate so well

THANKS BE TO YOU IN WARM JOYS

(and good messy kitchens)


Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare.
They are consumed in twelve minutes.
Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
~ Erma Bombeck ... pulled off of Harry's refrigerator magnet collection