TOUGH LADIES TRIALS OF TRIBULATION ~ Double*Feature Tuesday & Thursday, AT THE BIJOU

Tough Ladies Trials of Tribulation

May they Triumph

 

Gusty Ladies

and Gutsy Gents

* AT THE BIJOU *

~ poignantly presents ~

From Cleveland to Sweden,
The RETURN of ~

RYN CRICKET 

A N D

JELENA VENCL OHLROGGE

( MAY IT ALL BE OK, SOMEDAY ) 

~ Absolutely*Kate, believing in believers,

defining definitely this Double*Feature of dashing dames

GONE ~ By Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge

GONE

By ~ Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge

You are crying, screaming and howling, but no tears, not a single movement can hatch from your plastic-infused botoxed mask. You look present to an inexperienced passer-by, but you are fading. You are ethereal, transparent and absent; absent as I am from your life and your thoughts; your blank thoughts that could not retain me with any kind of magic superglue or sheer will. I am gone. Gone. I erased myself from everything that had you even close to its existence and now I can stop holding my breath, I can be weak and alone and start healing.

(c) Copyright 2010 ~ Author Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge

As first run elsewhere . . . but e'er a part of her, AT THE BIJOU

Jelena? What do I say about Swedish royalty? (Well, she should be) ~ That she cares in ways her words then tell her, that she has depths of perception which show her which way they choose to venture. Fortunately for us, her readers, the enigmatic Ms Vencl Ohlrogge follows e'er that tendril of teasing voice within . . . for once let out, it stirs both senses and sensibilities.

Jelena ran off with her mother's high heels at age 2, strutted her stuff into an MCsi in electronics, used her IT-IQ to spot trouble when it tried to rumble into 6 Sentences (earning my eternal devotion), and once uttered this from a rooftop:

“Progress occurs either by sheer accident
or is brought through dissatisfaction. 
So, never be satisfied. Or – have a lot of accidents.”

 ( I may have made the rooftop part up but not the uttering. ~ A*K )

 

THANK*YOU lovely Jelena for honouring us once more AT THE BIJOU, ever one of your extra American homes . . . for many would let you in and commence the wine to begin to pour. In the meantime folks, understand more Jelena at MISS UNDERSTOOD or view her early AT THE BIJOU piece, Androids Can Be Bored in Pulp Metal Magazine, She's a page-turner alright and appears in the March issue of Jeffrey Callico's Negative Suck.

*Clink* to your happiness HERE vs GONE.

~ Absolutely*Kate and

our fine staff of renown,

AT THE BIJOU

THE CIRCLE OF FRIENDSHIP AWARD Goes Around . . . Comes Around . . . AT THE BIJOU

IT * BOUNCED * OUR * WAY!

Splendid thanks to a sensational author AT THE BIJOU, the enigmatic ERIN, the charismatic cool COLE for circling me out with her wild warm shout.

It seems fellow Harbinger*33 author, Paul Brazill rolled it out

Michael J. Solender's NOT'ed way . . . and the roll'outs spun

deservingly to elegantly eerie Erin over at LISTEN TO THE VOICES.

The rules of the rolls are that I must now bestow

this true blue award to another five who jive

in making writing and, to me, joie de vivre

all that more alive.

Thereby and Therefore

(er ... Therefive)

It gives me moxie and pleasure to hoop the hoopla

of The Big Blue Circle of Friendship to:

Harry B. Sanderford,

who makes Sundance a better kid 

@ words-are-our-friends posterous

Goddess Mother of Brilliant Authors,

the one, the only ~ Jeanette Cheezum

The sweetness of Sugar - Wendy

at the SugarShack ... naturally

The Queen of the Pirates, Johnny Depp's dame,

the Madame who puts the Z in Zing,

Gypzee Zelda @ Get Your Zzzzs

and

a tough temptress taunt of a MissUnderstood on the blog'along scene, our gal in sexy Sweden ~

Jelena Vencl Ohlrogg

THANK YOU ERIN

Yours is a Voice to be Listened To,

an INEVITABLE ENCOUNTER,

In Novel ways ~  her mystery novel, Unearthing Jev, has begat its sequel, Wicked Tempest, on accident. When she isn’t writing, Erin Cole is thinking about writing, and when she isn’t thinking about writing, she is either in a chocolate induced coma or is experimenting with sensory deprivation. Since she promised me a Pinot Grigio *clink* with the Circle of Friends award, I'm sending chocolate to the Pacific NW from the confluence of two rivers on the Connecticut shore . . . so she keeps writing.

~ Absolutely*Kate,

believing in believers

and the grand powers

of friends to no ends.

NOT DRIVING MS DAISY . . . AT THE BIJOU ~ Double*Feature Tuesday & Thursday

A Gal . . . A Guy

And how sometimes,

they drive each other crazy?

Slow down the car,

This isn't how you drive Ms Daisy . . .

Luscious Ladies and Guts of Gents

**AT THE BIJOU**

most provokatively presents

~ something different behind the wheel ~

JELENA VENCL OHLROGGE

in the front seat with

MICHAEL J. SOLENDER

Always a journey; who needs a destination?

THE PERFECT CRIME ~ By Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge

The Perfect Crime

By the lovely haunting ~ Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge

You said I was perfect for you; isn’t it amazing how you could feel that after knowing me for only an hour we’ve spent together in the moving car?

I talk a lot and I am not used to people actually listening, but you do; and I usually feel so lonely but no, not now when I am with you, isn’t that amazing?

No, I have no friends or family, no, I have no one; there are seldom days when I do not feel like the most miserable person on Earth, and here you came, being so kind and talking to me with such a genuine warmth in your voice.

Why are we stopping in the middle of the forest, did something break?

Is that a gun in your hand?

But, you said I was perfect…

(c) 2009, Author Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge

Perfect? Well, let's just say she's up there, this Jelena femme fatale from Swedish lands where cold creates a new kind of warmth, the kind that comes up in your eyes when you read a tale that twists and shouts her surprise. 

To understand Jelena's short stories, read MissUnderstood ~ Discover a new flair of flare there for better and good. Beware though of her familiar cat and some of the brews near the cauldron ~ tis told there's something witchy going on. It's a Swedish thing, you'll have to ask her. 

THANK*YOU dear Jelena for rising like the swirl of steam from that pot of ideas you keep always on fire, giving a share up under the lights again AT THE BIJOU. I notice Michael has a sparkier look in his eye when you're on stage with him. Could it be your charm? Could it be the gin?

~ Absolutely*Kate and fine renown,  AT THE BIJOU

Double*Feature Thursdays & Tuesdays! (warming'up well into the weekend)

Luscious Ladies and Groovy Gents!!

**AT THE BIJOU**
~ proudly presents ~

DOUBLE**FEATURE
TUESDAY & THURSDAY
~ From places out of the sense of this world ~

Yes, you heard me and you heard me well ~

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Tis the INTRIGUING LADIES show
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And "OH!" what stories they tell-tale tell!
Some childhood ... some fantasy ...
Some passion ... some grace ...
Plenty of sighs . . . all over the place!

Yes fine faluting Folks,
gather in your milk duds for these cool ladies
and careen your popcorn's crunch to two ~

DEBUT SCREENINGS!!

Yes! Two, TWO, two Debuts
at once, from Leading Ladies
on Double*Feature Thursdays & Tuesdays
this is the best of the zest way it goes . . .


~ This has been an Absolutely*Kate
promotional *joy* for your viewing pleasure

Author Laurita Miller is writer of known circumstance who in every chance, does enhance, and takes your mind where you never saw it going . . . and then holds it there and gives beware . . . and well, you'll just have to read the first excerpt of one of her new story*books to be ... to know what I already see . . . *THANKS* Laurita for this first glimpse into a book we shall want all the chapters of. ~ Absolutely*Kate and AT THE BIJOU's fine staff of renown

More than chance o'glance brings Author Jelena Vencl Olrogge, to the BIJOU spotlight from where she lives in Sweden now, but seems part of every country somehow. She loves her husband and her cats and purports to be normal . . . but read her . . . you'll know that's just a ruse! And "no", she's not being proudly showcased just because she mumbled out these words so nicely, "AT THE BIJOU is a lovely, über-cool and cute site (yes, something can be both cool and cute at the same time! :)). . . . .*THANKS* Jelena for this gander into a look of your steamier side! ~ Absolutely*Kate and AT THE BIJOU's fine staff of renown

Androids Can Be Bored ~ by Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge

Androids Can Be Bored

~ by sexy Jelena, of course

Your tongue is freezing from licking my skin; you complain I feel dead, more dead than any other android you've ever been with.

The temperature I can regulate, but being alive is a tad harder. I make a cut on your tongue with one of my razor-sharp nails. Your warm blood brings in the taste of life you are craving and stops all the complaints.

You are drooling, bleeding, spreading and sucking your own bodily fluids from all over my body, approaching your climax, making me a wet and somewhat bored observer.

Yes, androids can be bored.

(c) Jelena Vencl Ohlrogge . . . 2009

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Ahhh Jelena? Do you all know her yet? You should! You should! This classy writer woman tempts and teases wordplay into where she conjures it to go . . . and then the caress and the satisfaction ... oh, oh, OH! She's been known to wear spiked heels and walk the edge ... but she has a keen eye for 'what's what' and 'what's goin' down' and 'comin' round' and she'll never be caught off guard, nor fortunately, those on her watch. She's that worldy in the aware of her care.

Worldy? Jelena and I share some heritage from ancestral Czechoslovakian days and I know ... I just know ... when I am traversing a few dark alleys I never saw coming, that she has seen the reality of the situation and nods later, "Yes, it was so." Comfort? Skills of the IT nature? Oh, this dame headed to a new fame is so much more than that. She's friend to no end to those from Sweden's warm cool side and (don't - please don't tell her I let this out), her racy side is the front for the depth of a real sweet savvy softy. No such thing as a coincidence when certain folks are placed in your pathways . . . you just come'up that more the enriched, you do.

What's that? You'd wish to understand her better? Well try some browsing of your carousing over at MISS UNDERSTOOD <>Most honoured we are to have you DEBUT this line of your sexy musings here AT THE BIJOU Jelena. Forgive me please for publishing this recent share you sent my way. It's SO ON TARGET, that I rather sense it shall touch many of our readers in their own unique ways, as most all of us are privy to the intutions which say, "Hey - She's one of us." (Or was that Joseph Konrad?)

"We haven't met IRL, but I feel that one day we probably will. :) For some people it is like that, it just clicks and you totally get them no matter which medium is used for communication, and for some other people, three lifetimes would not be enough to understand how they are and how they function. I have a strong feeling that for me you belong to that first group. :)"

~ Laughter and dancing eyes backatcha Jelena!
~ Absolutely*Kate and readers to remember your voice all the more