SHARE NOIR! ~ On Oscar's Greatest Night . . .

YES!
Sunday!

Oscar's Greatest Night!

Awards for greatness in memorable performance and teeming talents of screenwriters who got every  nuance, scene and words . . . just write.

*AT THE BIJOU* shares

 your own printout BALLOT

 to enjoy the festivities.

Now Schweetheart, keeping with the success run of

* T H E    S H A D O W S    O F   O U R   N O I R *, 

we ask for

YOUR NOIR*SHARE:

WHICH OUTSTANDING NOIR FILMS 

~ OF ALL TIME ~ 

DO YOU PUT UP FOR NOMINATION --

To Watch, then watch again?

What's the 'whys' of your wise?

When/how did that film affect you?

and . . . 

IF YOU COULD BE

 ANY NOIR STAR

WHO ARE YOU?

 Share in the comments section please

 It shall give us all some damn good films to follow,

plus reveal some reel appeal of You . . .

Our star-studded and star-damed thanks 

to the Academy

for best cinematic writing fun

in a WebTowne run

~ Absolutely*Kate

~ back with an amazing cast

and the intrigue of Noir Shows

n e x t   w e e k

Be there or be square Bub.

You too, Toots

RAT PACK REVUE: "Bung Ho!" ~ By Sean Patrick Reardon

Fringe Rat Pack?

He certainly hung with the best ~

(and not too shabby on the peepers either!)

"Bung Ho!"

By ~ Sean Patrick Reardon

The gang's all here and we’re back in the old Mulholland house. Niven, Hale, and Rathbone paid off the new owner to make themselves scarce for the weekend, so we could have one last get together. The drink is flowing and the stories are flying. Eat your hearts out Cabot and Tiger Lil you money grubbing bastards. I may be down, but I’m never out. You would have got your money Bruce and sure, maybe the Cinemascope was a bit much, but I never did anything worth doing half arsed. William Tell could have been a contender.
 
Yeah, old sports, this is what you might call the final roast and if it was good enough for Jack Barrymore it’s all the better for me.  It’s great to be back, even if it’s for just for a few hours before I’m due back at the morgue. The way I look at, I’m just reprising my role in The Case of the Curious Bride. Hell, even propped up in this chair, suited up, fedora tilted just right, and a Chesterfield parting my lips, half the dames in L.A. would still want to be “in like Flynn”.
 
Stop your crying Olivia and drink up. You know no one could make my tights malfunction like you my dear. Bette, you feisty little minx in petticoats, don’t think for a minute I wouldn’t have slapped you right back in the kisser if film wasn’t rolling when we did that scene in Elizabeth and Essex.
 
If I had my way, I’d have Cardiff film this right now.
 
Don’t look so happy about all this Niven and always remember our days at Cirrhosis by the Sea. I know I will. And Nigel, if they were real sword fights, you might have been able to kill me anytime you wanted, but I always got the girl. Doug Fairbanks and Ty Power couldn’t carry our jock straps.
 
Hale, my friend, we shall meet again and ride off into the sunset just like we did in Don Juan.
 
I’ve had my share of good times and bad ones, good movies and ones I did just for the paycheck, yet I never lost my zest for living life and squeezing every last drop I could out of her.
 
Sure I cringe about The Steve Allen Show, standing next to Don Knotts, who’s sporting my trademark mustache. The Martha Rea show wasn’t exactly my proudest moment either.
 
I want you all to know what a wild ride it’s been and I don’t regret a single second of it. Sure, there were tough times, but that’s what you get when you chase a star that’s always just over the horizon.
 
Goodbye old sports, the Zaca is leaving port. I’m captaining her on the eternal journey and you will all be welcomed aboard as time passes.  Bung Ho!

(c) 2011 ~ Author Sean Patrick Reardon

making his AT THE BIJOU debut!

SEAN PATRICK REARDON? Wow! Have you been reading this thriller of a Thriller author? Crisp, edgy wordsworthy rascal cutting details into storylines you want to read three times vs just two. (Yeah, he's THAT good!) Sean's not only a toppling talent in the rising crime star firmament, but he's Mr Generosity Good Guy to fiction authors across the wilds of WebTowne.  

No doubt you've tasted the enthuse of this fella's muse in commentaries and sharing-the-shout praises of what's savvy and cool 'round writers' worlds. He reviews, he spreads good stirring news and behind a lacrosse stick he gets his Irish up too. But you can figger that out ~ right here at his multi-enterprising website of  MINDJACKER, where a debut novel launches forth.

(Yeah Julie, I agree ~ Dude's sexy as all get out too! 

Oh yeah - Errol too!)

Buy AT THE BIJOU ~ Stage Right

MINDJACKER: A Crime Thriller

When wealthy Russian mobsters contract L.A. psychologist Joel Fischer to develop a device to manipulate minds, the Dreemweever exceeds all expectations. Everything is on track for delivery and a big payday, until two adventurous stoners steal his Dodge Challenger that, unknown to them, contains the Dreemweever in its trunk. Fischer and his crew have two days to get it back or he dies.

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RAT PACK SHOWS 

PLAYING AT THE BIJOU

         

RATPACKREVUE

Tuesdays.

Thursdays.

Sunday Matinees too.

Be there or be square.

RATPACKREVUE 

AT THE BIJOU

Always swell to see you here.

~ Absolutely*Kate,

and our swanky staff of renown

THE PACK DON'T WANT YA TO MISS A SHOW:

Sinatra: "If power doesn't mean that you have the opportunity to work with the people that you love, then you haven't really got any."

Opening Night: "RAT PACK REVUE TO YOU"

RAT PACK REVUE: ROBERT J RANDISI TAKES THE STAGE

RAT PACK REVUE: "How Did All These People Get Into My Room?"  By Robert J Randisi, working the lounge before he hits the main room

RAT PACK REVUE: "Ain't That A Kick In The Head"  By Robert J Randisi, paying homage to Ocean's 11, the original . . . for all the right reasons

RAT PACK REVUE:  "Who's Got The Action"  By Kevin Michaels, knowin' more than the night club scene  

RAT PACK REVUE:  "STAR"  By Julie Morgan,  hitchin' TinselTown to a dick's star

RAT PACK REVUE:  "OH SOUL O'MIO"  By Absolutely*Kate,  mirroring where scars shine bright

RAT PACK REVUE:  "Divorce Your Loved One With Dignity"  By Anthony Venutolo,  oozing atmosphere, over the border

 

RAT PACK REVUE:  "Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime"  By Paul D Brazill, giving Dino a whole new swan song  

RAT PACK REVUE:  "THE GREAT AMERICAN SAILING HERO"  By Absolutely*Kate, scuttling the way the tides roll in

RAT PACK REVUE:  "DON'S DILEMMA"  By Eric Beetner, definitely digging deeper . . . 

 

RATPACKREVUE 

  

~ ON OUR SWANKY STAGE ~

BIJOU AUTHORS ~  ERIC BEETNER ~ PAUL BRAZILL ~ KEVIN MICHAELS ~ ANTHONY VENUTOLO ~ and ABSOLUTELY*KATE + a sailor new in town

BIJOU DEBUT ~ JULIE (LEWTHWAITE) MORGAN ~ SEAN PATRICK REARDON

PLUS STAGE AFTER PAGE AGAIN ~ OUR HEADLINER ~

STARRING IN AUTHORS-TO-AUTHOR INTERVIEWS, 

MORE OF RAT PACK MYSTERY AUTHOR ROBERT J RANDISI

WITH A RAT PACK INTERVIEW AN FINALE OF AN RJR ~ ROAST ~ AT THE BIJOU

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STAY TUNED. 

You're nobody til somebody love you,

and we love you AT THE BIJOU.

ENJOY.

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